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I looked up 'suspended animation' in the dictionary and I don't think that this is going to be any good at-AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Joel: See, I told you guys it would work. Barugon Japanese General: Operation Rear View Mirror has failed. Revenge of the Mysterons Star Force: Fugitive Alien II Servo: They must've spent tens of dollars on this. Crow: You found the secret of life? Why should it bum you out? Joel: It was on 8-track. Crow: Yes, Joel Hodgson? Joel: I found the secret of life the other day. KTMA (Season 0) The Green Slime Man: That's an asteroid! Joel: That's no asteroid. Mike & the Bots, Pearl Forrester, Professor Bobo, Observer What do the colors mean? The color scheme for the table indicates the different channels and cast arrangements for MST3K:.See the discussion page for suggested formatting and more inclusion guidelines. On the other hand, these quotes do include MST3K humor that arises from cultural references that aren't practical to explain within a quote page, so they are left as mental exercises for the reader (or the use of external sites with such explanations). A good guideline for adding quotes here is to limit them to ones that communicate their humor through the text itself, with a minimum of context. Much of the humor in Mystery Science Theater 3000 comes from visual or sound sources that cannot be adequately communicated through a text quote page. (Some older browsers don't provide this feature or have it disabled, in which case you can still see the title as a URL in your browser's status bar.) As you pause your mouse over each box in the table, the title of the episode, short, or special will pop up in a tooltip. You can browse these quotes by scrolling through the page, looking for a specific title using your browser's Find or Search feature, or click on a numbered link in the table of contents. (See Notes below for help on using this page.) There are 198 movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon.

KEEP YOUR TINY HANDS OFF MY TV

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999 2017–2018 2022–) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness.

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